GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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