i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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