The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize