yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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