So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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