do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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