from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
he shaved USA in his pubs
only you would photoshop your dick
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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