I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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