S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
As shirtless as possible
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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