i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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