You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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