never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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