Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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