Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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