I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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