Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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