I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
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its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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