Buhtt sex?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
