Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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