Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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