normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
