No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
There r osticjed everywhere
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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