You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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