I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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