I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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