i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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