what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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