I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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