WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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