Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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