Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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