so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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