belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
her vagine was all disorganized.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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