My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Randomize
