I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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