I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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