im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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