hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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