I think I am morally bankrupt
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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