What a fucking waste of an outfit
they need to just BURY HIM!
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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