Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
two words...techno handjob
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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