What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Those nachos came to me in a dream
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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