She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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