its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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