Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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