there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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