In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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