how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize