# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
