Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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