Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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