found the other keg... it's in the tree
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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