sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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